Monk is 52 now. As soon as I got the transmog vendor I mogged her into a belly shirt and hot pants because I am CLASSY.
Favorite street signs at Pennsic
That is so totally the ass end of nowhere, as far as I’m concerned. I don’t even end up there when I’m really drunk.
Abandon Hope is 100% appropriate for that road
"Even at age twelve I could tell that Jimmy Carter was an honest man trying to address complicated issues and Ronald Reagan was a brilcreemed salesman telling people what they wanted to hear. I secretly wept on the stairs the night he was elected President, because I understood that the kind of shitheads I had to listen to in the cafeteria grew up to become voters, and won. I spent the eight years he was in office living in one of those science-fiction movies where everyone is taken over by aliens—I was appalled by how stupid and mean-spirited and repulsive the world was becoming while everyone else in America seemed to agree that things were finally exactly as they should be. The Washington Press corps was so enamored of his down-to-earth charm that they never checked his facts, but if you watched his face when it was at rest, when he wasn’t performing for anyone, you could see him for what he really was—a black-eyed, slit-mouthed, lizard-faced old son-of-a-bitch. He was a bad actor, an informer for McCarthy, and a hired front man for a gang of Texas oilmen, fundamentalist dingbats, and right-wing psychotics out of Dr. Strangelove. He put a genial face on chauvanism, callousness, and greed, and made people feel good about being bigots again. He likened Central American death squads to our founding fathers and called the Taliban “freedom fighters.” His legacy includes the dismantling of Franklin Roosevelt’s New Deal, the final dirty win of Management over Labor, the outsourcing of America’s manufacturing base, the embezzlement of almost all the country’s wealth by 1% of its citizens, the scapegoating of the poor and black, the War on Drugs, the eviction of schizophrenics into the streets, AIDS, acid rain, Iran-Contra, and, let’s not forget, the corpses of two hundred forty United States Marines. He moved the center of political discourse in this country to somewhere in between Richard Nixon and Augusto Pinochet. He believed in astrology and Armageddon and didn’t know the difference between history and movies; his stories were lies and his jokes were scripted. He was the triumph of image over truth, paving the way for even more vapid spokesmodels like George W. Bush. He was, as everyone agrees, exactly what he appeared to be—nothing. He made me ashamed to be an American. If there was any justice in this world his Presidential Library would contain nothing but boys’ adventure books and bad cowboy movies, and the only things named after him would be shopping malls and Potter’s Fields. Let the earth where he is buried be seeded with salt."
The Pain (via azspot)
I can’t even begin to tell you how much I loathe Ronald Reagan.
Coming of age during the plague
Of Reagan and Bush
Watching capitalism gun down democracy
It had this funny effect on me
I am cancer
I am HIV
And i’m down at the blue Jesus
Blue cross hospital
Just lookin’ up from my pillow
And the mighty multinationals
Have monopolized the oxygen
So it’s as easy as breathing
For us all to participate
- Ani Difranco, “Your Next Bold Move”
My Diablo 3 monk. She’s a seasonal character so started from scratch. She’s level 42 now. This isn’t a transmog, just purple dye.
I’m not sure why I got onto this latest Diablo kick but I’m having a lot of fun with it, and isn’t that the point of games?
nefarian snapping and complaining at the necromancers who put his head back on because they put it on at a slight angle and not STRAIGHT
Onyxia complaining about the type of stitching used to reassemble her because this double stitch is completely unfashionable among eastern nobles, how dare you, do it over with the looped embroidery stitch, you driveling brute
I legit feel bad for Ony in Blackwing Descent, she looks so sad all stitched together and reanimated.
My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay
(Source: gendertrashfromhell, via baital)